Dream Fantasy Factory

Here's an old poem that I originally posted on my myspace blog. Thought I might move it over here.

Todays Ramblings

So today I find myself doing some spring cleaning. I finally took my 3.5 floppy drive and dvd drive out of the old computer and put them in the new computer. I also took the hard drive and video card out. I was going to install the video card on this new computer but I didn't want to mess things up. Just put it in a plastic bag and put in drawer. I rearranged and cleaned the computer area. Put some storm windows up and took down the screens. The weather has gotten nice, maybe it will stay that way.
I am glad that transfering the drives was easy as pie. Except the new computer is like fort knox to get into. My fingertips still hurt.
So I play runescape a lot, but I am getting sick of the chat filter, so I decided to download world of warcraft's 10 day trial. Well, its been about a month and I still haven't finished the 3.5 gb download, I am wondering if my ten day trial is over yet? But I haven't played it yet, still working on the download. 79% done lol. One of the worse things when the last harddrive blew was that I lost all my sims game information. I didn't back it up, yeah thats right. So I started installing them, before I got distracted and tore everything apart and put it back together. I was missing disc one for seasons, found the seasons disc, but then I lost disc one for open for business. Sigh its always something. I need to put the old video card into the new computer for sims 2 to work anywho. Don't know why.
Yahoo! music player is palying the song "Grey" by Dover. It's kinda mellow and nice.
Good news is that my floppy disc is now in this computer. So if I ever find the floppy disc I saved my potential book on, I should be able to share a few chapters on the blog. I really hope I can find that floppy. As stated before, it's always something.... I must be the worlds biggest mess.

Obama Eats Kittens

New footage shows Illinois Senator Barrack Obama eating a kitten. Sources close to the senator say in his free time, Obama enjoys eating kittens and burning American flags.

Is this really a change we can believe in?

Easter

OK I really want to post a picture with Frankenstein saying, "He's arisen..."
But I am not gonna.
Instead, enjoy these easter juevos.

Hello Feed Subscribers

I still don't know what a blog feed is or does, but I do have one set up on the blog. I saw that I have subscribers and just wanted to give you a big shout out! Thanks! XOXOXOXO

Saturday Morning Cartoons

Playing a few video games has me in a fantastical mind frame. Here's a few Yaoi Hentai pictures I found online. Have a great weekend.

Video Games

Gays @ the Restful : Meet Carter Moore

Here is the second installment of the Gays @ the Restful trailers. Here we meet Peckerwood's own local entrepreneur, Carter Moore. Carter owns the Restful Bathhouse.

Stay tuned for more meet the citizens of Peckerwood trailers. Watch the drama unfold from the beginning. The shit's gonna hit the fan.

Feedburner

OK, I don't really know what a feed is yet, however, this blog has a feed through feedburner. Subscribe today!

Diary of the Drunk Slutty Bear

By popular request, Drunk Slutty Bear is being posted here as well. Some of you may remember him from my myspace blog.

Please meet my new friend, Mr. Wade Wilson Bear. He is out on the prowl, searching for cock and fun.

Wade arrives at the bar, in good spirits and quickly recognizes a few people, and is full of hugs and laughs.

Wade makes his round, and then decides to sit for a minute with his beverage.


Wade Wilson Bear overhears a pesky heckler scream, sit there and drink bitch. Mr. Bear gets overwhelmed by his own thoughts and decides to find a way to relieve the tension.


Oh no Mr. Bear? What is that you are doing? Hope the papparazzi doesn't get wind of this.

Slightly buzzed, and relieved of tensions, Mr. Bear takes his libido to the dance floor, to find some action.

Mr. Bear still hasn't found a date, and the clock is clicking closer to closing time. So Mr. Bear has an idea, he will use some bait to lure his prince charming over to his flaming volcano of need.
He tries a cheese it at first.

But the cheese it doesn't seem to attract any desirable tricks. So Mr. Bear decides to use something else as bait.

Suddenly Mr. Bear is the life of the party, and finds himself getting triple penetrated. His self medication starts to wear off . But Mr. Bear feels too used to move.

Mr. Bear thinks to himself, yes it's been a beary good night....

The End.

Popular

My addition into the blog circle jerk has been very helpful for blog traffic. I was looking at the stats and the most popular category is.... you guessed it, Porn.
So I am going to try to find a few pics and edit them, make them kind of artsy for ya'll.
On other notes, I love this band, The Jealous Sound. It's the guy from Catherine Wheel, he has new stuff. It makes me feel nostalgic, love the sound!
For those that don't know me, I am a huge Days of Our Lives fan. It has been so stupid lately, lol what a shocker, that I didn't watch it last week. They fired their writers after the writers fired Shawn and belle, and maybe the new writers are getting better. I watched it yesterday, Bo’s going to die, Chelsea can save him, but she's drunk, and they need to purge the alcohol from her system in order to take part of her pancreas and transplant it. When they mention the people Chelsea has killed, the writers always omit Chelsea was involved in the death of Willow, and Willow and Shawn’s unborn baby.
Anyways, the hot Dr asked her what he could do to make her heart rate increase. I was thinking if the new Dr. and Shawn Brady made hot sticky sandwiches, it certainly would get my watch ticking.

Above pictures of Shawn Christian who plays the new Dr. and Brandon Beemer who plays Shawn D.
Sorry for the straight porn following, but it’s Charlotte, Kristin Davis, from Sex In the City. OMG LOLOLOLOL Found it on queer click…

Just proof, everyone does the nasty, and likes it! Even Charlotte....

OK as previously stated here are a few artsy GAY photos:

Congratulations Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry

Congratulations Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry on your new bundle of joy.
Recently, on Oprah, Halle Berry admitted to watching Maury Povich alot. Especially the paternity tests. I wonder if the couple will have a mock paternity test result show at their home for fun.
With a partner with these abs, it must have been fun trying

Halle is 9 years older than Gabriel.

My First Porno

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Ads... Shmads...

So google adsense said no to advertising on my blog because of the batman and robin post I did. It seems so odd, because I found that picture by using google image search...Sigh, oh well... Now I have to learn about finding other ads to place on here I guess.
All I have found so far, are companies that will pay me to write about their products on my blog. Well that answers my questions of why perez hilton always has pictures of unknown celebrities, because the studios are paying him to write about them....
All of the illusions now have been thrown out the window.
In other news its raining outside.
Happy St. Patricks Day!

Gays of the Restlful Trailer

My idea for a soap opera may be entering some state of fruition. I spent a quiet Saturday night working on the trailer. The only editing tool for movies that I have is the one that comes with windows :(. So it's a tad bit amateur to say the least. At least I tried to be creative...

Steve O

Ok so Steve O from Jackass fame has posted a new video on his You Tube page after being released from jail. He was arrested after poking holes in his walls and fighting with his neighbor, who called the cops. When police arrived they found a controlled substance.
So I think this following video makes Steve O, one of the great minds of our generation. LOL.
I would so think he was hot, if I hadnt seen all those shows to fear where his mouth and penis have been.

Subliminal Messages

Had a conversation with a friend tonight about our new favorite show: "Eli Stone," and subliminal messages in advertising. She couldn't find the naked man in the camel pack. I did research and found out mae west's picture is supposedly on the camel too. Here's a blow up of the picture of the naked man, but have never seen mae west. Sorry my compression made the words hardly readable.

Eli Stone is a pretty good show. It has George Michael in it, so what's not to love. The show confused me at first because I can swear that Eli is gay and all of his "visions" set off the gaydar... Well my friend explained it to me, and then I did research and found that Greg Bertrami (spelling), the creator of Brothers and Sisters (another really gay friendly show) is the creator of Eli Stone. It all makes somewhat sense now. It's no L.A. Law, yet, but it shows a lot of fun potential.
Anyways, here are a few more pictures:

Eli Stone seems pretty gay to me, if only there wasn't the heterosexual love triangle thrown in to confuse the shit out of me.

Speaking of confusing, can you see both pictures. There is one picture of a tigers face, and another picture of two tigers near a river.

I don't know why coke sued this artist. Perhaps an excited penis is in contra"dick"tion with the term "coke dick."

Not too much going on here. I saw a hot picture online and had fun with photoshop trying to edit it. The final result, above, came out rather spooky, and not feeling like it was worth the time.

Well here was my daily blog. It's time for me to go back and gain some levels in my video game.

Coulrophobia

http://www.phobias-help.com/clown_phobia.html provides the following information for clown phobia, otherwise know as coulrophobia:
"Because clowns have permanent exaggerated expressions painted on their faces – usually of joy, but sometimes of sadness, it renders the observer impotent in measuring facial expression as a precursor of action.
Therefore, for those who are mindful of their environment, possibly due to past traumatic events, they are unable to interpret and accordingly predict what this strange creature may do to them.
This fear or clown phobia is heightened when we observe the “happy clown” performing some aggressive behaviour, tripping someone or spraying water from an innocuous looking flower in the lapel.
It becomes too much to cope with and causes tremendous confusion and fear."

I am not that observant to first impressions or body language. I guess that is why I do not suffer from coulrophobia.
Scott Redford's (not me) work is on display at Brisbane's Institute of Modern Art.
I tried to find more images of gay clowns and sexy scenarios but apparantly there is a whole organization determined to end clown porn. It's complete censorship with the aim at ending the abuse clowns recieve from the publicity of those clowns who do porn. They seriously are mad.
The following picture has my opinion, "equal love. equal rights" for clowns and everyone else.

Funny Batman& Robin Pictures

I Need Money, So Poor

Sorry to beg, but you know we have 10 more months of the bush regime. The man has me down and I need all the help I may get. Please, please click the Google Ad on the right sidebar. It's somewhere over there (_)_)===================D

This guy has a hot stomach.

I think the guy here, "Vic," with the long blonde hair has an incredible stomach and an amazing cock. He gives it to the short haired guy "Pavel." Didn't see many pics of pavel's pee pee, as it looked kinda bent and they must have been hiding it for the promotions. I got the original pics from bananaguide promoting tylers room. The links worked at first, but I guess Bananaguide is blocking it now and its not loading. Went to tylersroom and this guy vic is in a bunch of their stuff. Pavel is "new." So I had to save from bg to my computer and upload it here. So while doing that, I added a wallpaper effect.

First BlogSpot Blog

Hi all,
Thanks for visiting. Just setting the page up. Hope to have more content on here later.