Madonna Reinvents Herself Again, As Janis

Well its good to know that Madonna's cheek implants will survive posthumously

Myspace Bulletin about G@R

Has Not Posted A New Blog, but might. & G@R Update
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Hi all (is anyone reading this *shifts eyes left and right and rephrases),
Hi, Just letting you know that I have not posted a new blog, but I might blog this. I suppose I could write a poem or something, but I have not.

Gays @ the Restfull is on the backburner. I guess the deadline is September 20th or something to get the first episode out. I'd love to do some filming while the weather is nice. So I apologize to the 15 viewers, for not getting my act together for this goal. Hope you are sitting on the edge of suspense.

A lot has happened on pecker lane since we last spoke. Pecker lane had a Tornado, it was quite the "blow job." It threw arch nemeses Rod Cummings and Carter Moore into each others arms. They seem to be planning a wedding.Will they make it to the altar? If so how long will the marriage last this time?

Coming soon vote on the story lines, respond your guesses, if anyone is right recieve a free G@R Coffee Mug.

Lena is still trapped in the well in the basment of Rhonda's house.

There has been a strange spy lurking around Pecker Ave. He seems to bring word of impending doom, in the form of a ransom note. A rival spy network in an adjacent city has declared war on Carter Moore's underground business. Francois Chase has mysteriously disappeared.

Tarot

Current List of Lost items
Update for Peckerhead Blvd
Tarot card past few days on my side bar has been disappointment lol and loss.... Says something is salvagable from the current situation. Well lets see, I lost my keys in my house, can't find em, can't leave and take pictures in the park, as planned, so now I sit here typing this without glasses, glasses and smokes are in car, but I don't know where the keys are... Feels like I am losing my mind, is this a mid-life crisis or just a cry for attention?
In other news, hmmm, well I really enjoy going to see the male strippers on weekends. I just love cock, can't really explain why.
Going to put a coffee shop in the soap opera, it might be downstairs from knights modeling, or somewhere on the peckerhead strip. I suppose rhonda could work there, doing her tarot. Perhaps one of the strippers and one of the models could go to rehab, provided by Dr. Lex (yum) and their AA meetings take place at the coffee shop, or something.
The craziest things keep happening in my life, I need a pair of glasses with a camera in them to constantly film for the gay soap opera. Like :
I went to the real life coffee shop yesterday, and Lesbian A and Lesbian B were having a conversation about when Lesbian A won money in the lottery. Lesbian B turns to Lesbian A and proclaims, "See, this is why this sobriety crap blows. If we had been drinking when you won the lottery, you would have bought drinks for everybody. But no we don't drink anymore and its not like you can go around buying everyone coffee."
Thats not an exact quote, but its the gist of it. I found it really funny. And it's this type of crazy random hillarity that I want to showcase in the gays at the restful.
So lets see I have given a brief synopsis on my current state, updated g@r, guess its time for another cheesy poem.

I like cheese
I prefer swiss.
Traveling in a world
where no ones allowed to twist.
Fucking my brain up
vodka flavored wish
Stripper balls bouncing against my chin
One dollar for One second
of pure adulterated bliss
The smell of the stripper perfume spray
The slick of the sweat on my hand
I rub it on my crotch
I want to fuck a stripper
I want to eat his ass
I want him bouncing
up and down on my dick
But I aint got the cash.

Gays @ The Restful Update

Hi all,
Even though its a few, ya'll G@TR Fans are important to me and I felt I needed to provide this update :
Sorry for the delay in backstories for Gays At The Restful.


Lets just say a lot has been happening in the past two weeks and I haven't had much time for production.


Most of the scripts are being re-written with some of the juiciest story lines ripped from the shocking 'un-headlines'.


In other news, the town Peckerwood whose name changed to DickHead Ave, name has changed once again to Peckerhead Blvd.


So on this hot strip, places for scenes :
Strip Club, like the corner pocket in N.O., named The Bat Cave, the superspies run their business out of it...
The Restful Bathhouse
Knights Modeling Empire
Priapus Hospital : Chief of Staff Dr. Lex. He lives and works on the citizens of Peckerhead Blvd when various soap opera ailments befall them. Dr. Lex is obviously loosely based on "Lexie" from DOOL, you know that slut. Dr. Lex wakes up in bed with a different character every week, after being paged to the hospital for some sort of emergency (i.e. comas, shootings, babies, etc..) . Casting wise I am thinking : What's the former Brandon from DOOL doing these days? Could he play Dr. Lex? How much does he charge I wonder. Still have no budget. Maybe I could just use a magazine cover LOL, Matt Cedeno will probably come back to DOOL now that Nicole's back, who knows...

I need coffee hope to have another backstory this week or next.


S>Q>D>F>A

My New Tattoo

I just got this tattoo today. I want one on another side.

Gays @ The Restful Re Writes! Total OMG Oooops!

OMGOMGOMGOMG

I watched American History X Tonight and found out that Peckerwood is wikipedia quoted as, "is a pejorative slang term coined in the 19th century by southern Black Americans to describe poor whites. Blacks saw blackbirds as a symbol of themselves, and the woodpecker as a representation of working class whites. They considered them loud and troublesome like the bird, often with red hair similar to the bird's red plumes."

I am so sorry, I really had never heard the term before, or if I did, I didn't know what it meant.

I just used the word peckerwood beceause of its phallic shape. The new town's name for gays at the restful is Dickhead Avenue. Yes its more of a street than a town, but hey why not throw in some desperate houseboys.

I have to take all the videos down and cut over the word peckerwood with Dickhead ave., which is gonna blow (lol pun intended?), and then repost them.

Who knows if I will get around to doing an episode of the week.

I'd like to, there has been A LOT of drama this week, Stay Tuned.

-S.Q.D.F.A.

Gays @ The Restful : Back Story Volume 1; Knights Empire

SuperPower I would want, EarthQuakes

So, I will start off with the big news. I think I felt my first earthquake this morning, in STL. Don't know what it was really. The wind was howling, could have been wind. All the sudden my bed moved across the floor, maybe an inch, like I had dropped the remote against the wall and moved it myself to search for it, only I wasn't searching for anything, it just moved. I thought wow what was that, maybe lasted for a second. I got up, and then the floor started shaking very lightly under my feet, I could hear the china in the cabinet in the other room rattle. I put on pants, grabbed my phone and then stood under the door and it was over. I am not a seismologist, so I have no idea if it was anything, my guess would be a 3.1 though, just a guess, as I have no prior earthquake experience to gauge the Richter scale.

Ok now, if I could have a super power (excluding the teleportation because I think its a secret ability the government is conspiring to keep from us [long story]) I would want telekinesis (which may also be one of those conspiricies). But I would want like super powerful telekinesis, featured on the show "Charmed" by Rose McGowan's character"Page." It would be very helpful when trying to reach things 'out of reach.'


****UPDATE**** It was officially a 5.4 on the Richter scale.
OK so now some reports say that it was lowered to 5.2

Gays At The Restful : Tour The Restful BathHouse

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Was having fun trying out the new program again. I didn't have much time to do a longer video. If I am going to make a thousand of these, thats at least 1 a day for three years... So here is todays video. Does this make it a VLOG?