Madonna Reinvents Herself Again, As Janis

Well its good to know that Madonna's cheek implants will survive posthumously

Myspace Bulletin about G@R

Has Not Posted A New Blog, but might. & G@R Update
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Hi all (is anyone reading this *shifts eyes left and right and rephrases),
Hi, Just letting you know that I have not posted a new blog, but I might blog this. I suppose I could write a poem or something, but I have not.

Gays @ the Restfull is on the backburner. I guess the deadline is September 20th or something to get the first episode out. I'd love to do some filming while the weather is nice. So I apologize to the 15 viewers, for not getting my act together for this goal. Hope you are sitting on the edge of suspense.

A lot has happened on pecker lane since we last spoke. Pecker lane had a Tornado, it was quite the "blow job." It threw arch nemeses Rod Cummings and Carter Moore into each others arms. They seem to be planning a wedding.Will they make it to the altar? If so how long will the marriage last this time?

Coming soon vote on the story lines, respond your guesses, if anyone is right recieve a free G@R Coffee Mug.

Lena is still trapped in the well in the basment of Rhonda's house.

There has been a strange spy lurking around Pecker Ave. He seems to bring word of impending doom, in the form of a ransom note. A rival spy network in an adjacent city has declared war on Carter Moore's underground business. Francois Chase has mysteriously disappeared.

Tarot

Current List of Lost items
Update for Peckerhead Blvd
Tarot card past few days on my side bar has been disappointment lol and loss.... Says something is salvagable from the current situation. Well lets see, I lost my keys in my house, can't find em, can't leave and take pictures in the park, as planned, so now I sit here typing this without glasses, glasses and smokes are in car, but I don't know where the keys are... Feels like I am losing my mind, is this a mid-life crisis or just a cry for attention?
In other news, hmmm, well I really enjoy going to see the male strippers on weekends. I just love cock, can't really explain why.
Going to put a coffee shop in the soap opera, it might be downstairs from knights modeling, or somewhere on the peckerhead strip. I suppose rhonda could work there, doing her tarot. Perhaps one of the strippers and one of the models could go to rehab, provided by Dr. Lex (yum) and their AA meetings take place at the coffee shop, or something.
The craziest things keep happening in my life, I need a pair of glasses with a camera in them to constantly film for the gay soap opera. Like :
I went to the real life coffee shop yesterday, and Lesbian A and Lesbian B were having a conversation about when Lesbian A won money in the lottery. Lesbian B turns to Lesbian A and proclaims, "See, this is why this sobriety crap blows. If we had been drinking when you won the lottery, you would have bought drinks for everybody. But no we don't drink anymore and its not like you can go around buying everyone coffee."
Thats not an exact quote, but its the gist of it. I found it really funny. And it's this type of crazy random hillarity that I want to showcase in the gays at the restful.
So lets see I have given a brief synopsis on my current state, updated g@r, guess its time for another cheesy poem.

I like cheese
I prefer swiss.
Traveling in a world
where no ones allowed to twist.
Fucking my brain up
vodka flavored wish
Stripper balls bouncing against my chin
One dollar for One second
of pure adulterated bliss
The smell of the stripper perfume spray
The slick of the sweat on my hand
I rub it on my crotch
I want to fuck a stripper
I want to eat his ass
I want him bouncing
up and down on my dick
But I aint got the cash.

Gays @ The Restful Update

Hi all,
Even though its a few, ya'll G@TR Fans are important to me and I felt I needed to provide this update :
Sorry for the delay in backstories for Gays At The Restful.


Lets just say a lot has been happening in the past two weeks and I haven't had much time for production.


Most of the scripts are being re-written with some of the juiciest story lines ripped from the shocking 'un-headlines'.


In other news, the town Peckerwood whose name changed to DickHead Ave, name has changed once again to Peckerhead Blvd.


So on this hot strip, places for scenes :
Strip Club, like the corner pocket in N.O., named The Bat Cave, the superspies run their business out of it...
The Restful Bathhouse
Knights Modeling Empire
Priapus Hospital : Chief of Staff Dr. Lex. He lives and works on the citizens of Peckerhead Blvd when various soap opera ailments befall them. Dr. Lex is obviously loosely based on "Lexie" from DOOL, you know that slut. Dr. Lex wakes up in bed with a different character every week, after being paged to the hospital for some sort of emergency (i.e. comas, shootings, babies, etc..) . Casting wise I am thinking : What's the former Brandon from DOOL doing these days? Could he play Dr. Lex? How much does he charge I wonder. Still have no budget. Maybe I could just use a magazine cover LOL, Matt Cedeno will probably come back to DOOL now that Nicole's back, who knows...

I need coffee hope to have another backstory this week or next.


S>Q>D>F>A

My New Tattoo

I just got this tattoo today. I want one on another side.

Gays @ The Restful Re Writes! Total OMG Oooops!

OMGOMGOMGOMG

I watched American History X Tonight and found out that Peckerwood is wikipedia quoted as, "is a pejorative slang term coined in the 19th century by southern Black Americans to describe poor whites. Blacks saw blackbirds as a symbol of themselves, and the woodpecker as a representation of working class whites. They considered them loud and troublesome like the bird, often with red hair similar to the bird's red plumes."

I am so sorry, I really had never heard the term before, or if I did, I didn't know what it meant.

I just used the word peckerwood beceause of its phallic shape. The new town's name for gays at the restful is Dickhead Avenue. Yes its more of a street than a town, but hey why not throw in some desperate houseboys.

I have to take all the videos down and cut over the word peckerwood with Dickhead ave., which is gonna blow (lol pun intended?), and then repost them.

Who knows if I will get around to doing an episode of the week.

I'd like to, there has been A LOT of drama this week, Stay Tuned.

-S.Q.D.F.A.

Gays @ The Restful : Back Story Volume 1; Knights Empire

SuperPower I would want, EarthQuakes

So, I will start off with the big news. I think I felt my first earthquake this morning, in STL. Don't know what it was really. The wind was howling, could have been wind. All the sudden my bed moved across the floor, maybe an inch, like I had dropped the remote against the wall and moved it myself to search for it, only I wasn't searching for anything, it just moved. I thought wow what was that, maybe lasted for a second. I got up, and then the floor started shaking very lightly under my feet, I could hear the china in the cabinet in the other room rattle. I put on pants, grabbed my phone and then stood under the door and it was over. I am not a seismologist, so I have no idea if it was anything, my guess would be a 3.1 though, just a guess, as I have no prior earthquake experience to gauge the Richter scale.

Ok now, if I could have a super power (excluding the teleportation because I think its a secret ability the government is conspiring to keep from us [long story]) I would want telekinesis (which may also be one of those conspiricies). But I would want like super powerful telekinesis, featured on the show "Charmed" by Rose McGowan's character"Page." It would be very helpful when trying to reach things 'out of reach.'


****UPDATE**** It was officially a 5.4 on the Richter scale.
OK so now some reports say that it was lowered to 5.2

Gays At The Restful : Tour The Restful BathHouse

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Was having fun trying out the new program again. I didn't have much time to do a longer video. If I am going to make a thousand of these, thats at least 1 a day for three years... So here is todays video. Does this make it a VLOG?

Into the Darkness

As previously stated, I am trying out new video editing software. I couldn't sleep, so I made this short experimental film. It would be ok, but the audio track is terrible. Tried to do that myself, and that's not my specialty. If anyone looks at it, hope you enjoy. Only 949 left...

Posting for Posts Sake...

I have downloaded a few xxx content things to my sims. I feel like I made my sims so dirty. LOL. Normally I do not install any third party content into my game, but I had to start all over anyways, so who cares if it breaks.
The Rod Cummings meet the character did well. The Francois Chase one only has 3 views. Perhaps I was wrong to post them at the same time on the same day. Next time I will only post 1 a day. Perhaps the whole thing sucks 2. Most likely it does. I just have about 950 videos left of the 1000 videos I was instructed to make in a dream. I am gonna try to edit some pics together with the new program I downloaded, Sony Vegas. It's no after effects, but it brightens the pics which is what I needed for Francois Chase... I only have 30 days left of the trial... Anyone want to buy me the 600 dollar program LOL. Actually it's not worth it, it crashes a lot. I got to lvl 20 in the WOW trial, which is the end. Glad I didn't subscribe or else I would have no life left. Runescape released a summoning update this week, looks interesting. I just can't bring myself to play that game, so I played sims today. I am glad the weather is warmer.

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Igniting the match
Heartpace pumping, thumping
Itching to scratch
Delicate eyes, forbidden words
Left in demise
Tears flow like a curse.
Frail, becoming bruised
Scar tissue ripping open.
Farewell dreams, time lost
Wasted importance
Forgotten and diligent.
The water rises,
Swimming out to sea
Dodging misplaced fears
and cancelled actions
Avoiding tumultuous torture
Silent, absent, false
There's a sharp turn around the bend
Blinker

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Work starts back up this weekend. It will be nice to have things outside of the house to do, plus I really need the money. Went to Mokabee's for game night, saw the gang, came home and did some of my graphic design work. Well I am gonna try out that Vegas program a little more. Hopefully I will have some sort of creative video to post later.

LOL

Oh, I love the Maury show and this was sent to me, its so funny, I had to post!

Here are the next installments of Gays @ the Restful.
youtube.com/shummbody
Rod Cummings
Rod owns peckerwoods modeling agencing, Knights Modeling.

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Francois Chase : one of peckerwoods eccentrics...

Personal Mesages

OK sorry if it seems like I abandoned the blog. I was trying the trial for world of war craft. I reached level 20, and I am glad to say, it cut me off so I am still able to have a life. Unfortunately it cut into production of gays at the restful. I was made very aware this past weekend, that the audience wants more. I am please to annouonce I have footage taken for 2 more meet the character sets. Stay tuned! the new episodes will be up soon!

Dream Fantasy Factory

Here's an old poem that I originally posted on my myspace blog. Thought I might move it over here.

Todays Ramblings

So today I find myself doing some spring cleaning. I finally took my 3.5 floppy drive and dvd drive out of the old computer and put them in the new computer. I also took the hard drive and video card out. I was going to install the video card on this new computer but I didn't want to mess things up. Just put it in a plastic bag and put in drawer. I rearranged and cleaned the computer area. Put some storm windows up and took down the screens. The weather has gotten nice, maybe it will stay that way.
I am glad that transfering the drives was easy as pie. Except the new computer is like fort knox to get into. My fingertips still hurt.
So I play runescape a lot, but I am getting sick of the chat filter, so I decided to download world of warcraft's 10 day trial. Well, its been about a month and I still haven't finished the 3.5 gb download, I am wondering if my ten day trial is over yet? But I haven't played it yet, still working on the download. 79% done lol. One of the worse things when the last harddrive blew was that I lost all my sims game information. I didn't back it up, yeah thats right. So I started installing them, before I got distracted and tore everything apart and put it back together. I was missing disc one for seasons, found the seasons disc, but then I lost disc one for open for business. Sigh its always something. I need to put the old video card into the new computer for sims 2 to work anywho. Don't know why.
Yahoo! music player is palying the song "Grey" by Dover. It's kinda mellow and nice.
Good news is that my floppy disc is now in this computer. So if I ever find the floppy disc I saved my potential book on, I should be able to share a few chapters on the blog. I really hope I can find that floppy. As stated before, it's always something.... I must be the worlds biggest mess.

Obama Eats Kittens

New footage shows Illinois Senator Barrack Obama eating a kitten. Sources close to the senator say in his free time, Obama enjoys eating kittens and burning American flags.

Is this really a change we can believe in?

Easter

OK I really want to post a picture with Frankenstein saying, "He's arisen..."
But I am not gonna.
Instead, enjoy these easter juevos.

Hello Feed Subscribers

I still don't know what a blog feed is or does, but I do have one set up on the blog. I saw that I have subscribers and just wanted to give you a big shout out! Thanks! XOXOXOXO

Saturday Morning Cartoons

Playing a few video games has me in a fantastical mind frame. Here's a few Yaoi Hentai pictures I found online. Have a great weekend.

Video Games

Gays @ the Restful : Meet Carter Moore

Here is the second installment of the Gays @ the Restful trailers. Here we meet Peckerwood's own local entrepreneur, Carter Moore. Carter owns the Restful Bathhouse.

Stay tuned for more meet the citizens of Peckerwood trailers. Watch the drama unfold from the beginning. The shit's gonna hit the fan.

Feedburner

OK, I don't really know what a feed is yet, however, this blog has a feed through feedburner. Subscribe today!

Diary of the Drunk Slutty Bear

By popular request, Drunk Slutty Bear is being posted here as well. Some of you may remember him from my myspace blog.

Please meet my new friend, Mr. Wade Wilson Bear. He is out on the prowl, searching for cock and fun.

Wade arrives at the bar, in good spirits and quickly recognizes a few people, and is full of hugs and laughs.

Wade makes his round, and then decides to sit for a minute with his beverage.


Wade Wilson Bear overhears a pesky heckler scream, sit there and drink bitch. Mr. Bear gets overwhelmed by his own thoughts and decides to find a way to relieve the tension.


Oh no Mr. Bear? What is that you are doing? Hope the papparazzi doesn't get wind of this.

Slightly buzzed, and relieved of tensions, Mr. Bear takes his libido to the dance floor, to find some action.

Mr. Bear still hasn't found a date, and the clock is clicking closer to closing time. So Mr. Bear has an idea, he will use some bait to lure his prince charming over to his flaming volcano of need.
He tries a cheese it at first.

But the cheese it doesn't seem to attract any desirable tricks. So Mr. Bear decides to use something else as bait.

Suddenly Mr. Bear is the life of the party, and finds himself getting triple penetrated. His self medication starts to wear off . But Mr. Bear feels too used to move.

Mr. Bear thinks to himself, yes it's been a beary good night....

The End.

Popular

My addition into the blog circle jerk has been very helpful for blog traffic. I was looking at the stats and the most popular category is.... you guessed it, Porn.
So I am going to try to find a few pics and edit them, make them kind of artsy for ya'll.
On other notes, I love this band, The Jealous Sound. It's the guy from Catherine Wheel, he has new stuff. It makes me feel nostalgic, love the sound!
For those that don't know me, I am a huge Days of Our Lives fan. It has been so stupid lately, lol what a shocker, that I didn't watch it last week. They fired their writers after the writers fired Shawn and belle, and maybe the new writers are getting better. I watched it yesterday, Bo’s going to die, Chelsea can save him, but she's drunk, and they need to purge the alcohol from her system in order to take part of her pancreas and transplant it. When they mention the people Chelsea has killed, the writers always omit Chelsea was involved in the death of Willow, and Willow and Shawn’s unborn baby.
Anyways, the hot Dr asked her what he could do to make her heart rate increase. I was thinking if the new Dr. and Shawn Brady made hot sticky sandwiches, it certainly would get my watch ticking.

Above pictures of Shawn Christian who plays the new Dr. and Brandon Beemer who plays Shawn D.
Sorry for the straight porn following, but it’s Charlotte, Kristin Davis, from Sex In the City. OMG LOLOLOLOL Found it on queer click…

Just proof, everyone does the nasty, and likes it! Even Charlotte....

OK as previously stated here are a few artsy GAY photos:

Congratulations Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry

Congratulations Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry on your new bundle of joy.
Recently, on Oprah, Halle Berry admitted to watching Maury Povich alot. Especially the paternity tests. I wonder if the couple will have a mock paternity test result show at their home for fun.
With a partner with these abs, it must have been fun trying

Halle is 9 years older than Gabriel.

My First Porno

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Ads... Shmads...

So google adsense said no to advertising on my blog because of the batman and robin post I did. It seems so odd, because I found that picture by using google image search...Sigh, oh well... Now I have to learn about finding other ads to place on here I guess.
All I have found so far, are companies that will pay me to write about their products on my blog. Well that answers my questions of why perez hilton always has pictures of unknown celebrities, because the studios are paying him to write about them....
All of the illusions now have been thrown out the window.
In other news its raining outside.
Happy St. Patricks Day!

Gays of the Restlful Trailer

My idea for a soap opera may be entering some state of fruition. I spent a quiet Saturday night working on the trailer. The only editing tool for movies that I have is the one that comes with windows :(. So it's a tad bit amateur to say the least. At least I tried to be creative...

Steve O

Ok so Steve O from Jackass fame has posted a new video on his You Tube page after being released from jail. He was arrested after poking holes in his walls and fighting with his neighbor, who called the cops. When police arrived they found a controlled substance.
So I think this following video makes Steve O, one of the great minds of our generation. LOL.
I would so think he was hot, if I hadnt seen all those shows to fear where his mouth and penis have been.

Subliminal Messages

Had a conversation with a friend tonight about our new favorite show: "Eli Stone," and subliminal messages in advertising. She couldn't find the naked man in the camel pack. I did research and found out mae west's picture is supposedly on the camel too. Here's a blow up of the picture of the naked man, but have never seen mae west. Sorry my compression made the words hardly readable.

Eli Stone is a pretty good show. It has George Michael in it, so what's not to love. The show confused me at first because I can swear that Eli is gay and all of his "visions" set off the gaydar... Well my friend explained it to me, and then I did research and found that Greg Bertrami (spelling), the creator of Brothers and Sisters (another really gay friendly show) is the creator of Eli Stone. It all makes somewhat sense now. It's no L.A. Law, yet, but it shows a lot of fun potential.
Anyways, here are a few more pictures:

Eli Stone seems pretty gay to me, if only there wasn't the heterosexual love triangle thrown in to confuse the shit out of me.

Speaking of confusing, can you see both pictures. There is one picture of a tigers face, and another picture of two tigers near a river.

I don't know why coke sued this artist. Perhaps an excited penis is in contra"dick"tion with the term "coke dick."

Not too much going on here. I saw a hot picture online and had fun with photoshop trying to edit it. The final result, above, came out rather spooky, and not feeling like it was worth the time.

Well here was my daily blog. It's time for me to go back and gain some levels in my video game.

Coulrophobia

http://www.phobias-help.com/clown_phobia.html provides the following information for clown phobia, otherwise know as coulrophobia:
"Because clowns have permanent exaggerated expressions painted on their faces – usually of joy, but sometimes of sadness, it renders the observer impotent in measuring facial expression as a precursor of action.
Therefore, for those who are mindful of their environment, possibly due to past traumatic events, they are unable to interpret and accordingly predict what this strange creature may do to them.
This fear or clown phobia is heightened when we observe the “happy clown” performing some aggressive behaviour, tripping someone or spraying water from an innocuous looking flower in the lapel.
It becomes too much to cope with and causes tremendous confusion and fear."

I am not that observant to first impressions or body language. I guess that is why I do not suffer from coulrophobia.
Scott Redford's (not me) work is on display at Brisbane's Institute of Modern Art.
I tried to find more images of gay clowns and sexy scenarios but apparantly there is a whole organization determined to end clown porn. It's complete censorship with the aim at ending the abuse clowns recieve from the publicity of those clowns who do porn. They seriously are mad.
The following picture has my opinion, "equal love. equal rights" for clowns and everyone else.

Funny Batman& Robin Pictures

I Need Money, So Poor

Sorry to beg, but you know we have 10 more months of the bush regime. The man has me down and I need all the help I may get. Please, please click the Google Ad on the right sidebar. It's somewhere over there (_)_)===================D

This guy has a hot stomach.

I think the guy here, "Vic," with the long blonde hair has an incredible stomach and an amazing cock. He gives it to the short haired guy "Pavel." Didn't see many pics of pavel's pee pee, as it looked kinda bent and they must have been hiding it for the promotions. I got the original pics from bananaguide promoting tylers room. The links worked at first, but I guess Bananaguide is blocking it now and its not loading. Went to tylersroom and this guy vic is in a bunch of their stuff. Pavel is "new." So I had to save from bg to my computer and upload it here. So while doing that, I added a wallpaper effect.

First BlogSpot Blog

Hi all,
Thanks for visiting. Just setting the page up. Hope to have more content on here later.